Rewriting the rules.

Long ago when I worked in Bangkok I would play Monopoly with my Thai students. They would constantly revert to their L1. I rewrote the rules to include "Any student speaking Thai without the permission of the teacher must pay the teacher 20$". This really stopped the students from speaking Thai as they hated the idea of their teacher getting the 20$ fine.

Warped sense of humour !

Maybe I got my warped sense of humour from Monty Python !

When Insults Had Class

These glorious insults are from an era in the English language before they were reduced to four-letter words:

The exchange between Churchill & Lady Astor: She said, "If you were my husband, I'd give you poisoned tea."
He answered, "If you were my wife, I'd drink it."

A member of Parliament to Prime Minister Disraeli: "Sir, you will either die on the gallows or of some unspeakable dis-ease." "That depends, Sir", said Disraeli, "whether I embrace your policies or your mistress."

He had delusions of adequacy -Walter Kerr

He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire. -Winston Churchill

I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure. - Clarence Darrow

He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary. -William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway)

Thank you for sending me a copy of your book; I'll waste no time reading it. -Moses Hadas

I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it. - Mark Twain

He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends. -Oscar Wilde

I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend... if you have one. - George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill
Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second... if there is one. - Winston Churchill, in response.

I feel so miserable without you, it's almost like having you here. - Kip Adota

He is a self-made man and worships his creator. - John Bright

I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial. - Irvin S. Cob

He is not only dull himself; he is the cause of dullness in others." - Samuel Johnson

He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up." - Paul Keating

In order to avoid being called a flirt, she always yielded easily. - Charles, Count Talleyrand

He loves nature in spite of what it did to him. - Forrest Tucker

Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it? - Mark Twain

His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork. - Mae West

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go. - Oscar Wilde

He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support rather than illumination. - Andrew Lang (1844-1912)

He has Van Gogh's ear for music. - Billy Wilder

I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it. - Groucho Marx

Fortunately I have a warped sense of humour !

The Prisoner

This was a cult TV series during the 1960's in the UK. It may be old but that does not mean that it was not good.

Communal kitchen near a temple in Ha Tsuen

Here is a picture of a communal kitchen in Ha Tsuen.  This is the first time I have seen it in use.  It is wood fired as virtual all stoves would have been for hundreds of years.  I live in a village and they have narrow alleyways between some of the houses.  Not everybody lives in a high rise in Hong Kong.

Discarded firearm in Ha Tsuen

Here is a discarded firearm I noticed in my village.

The High Court this time !

Finally this man has got to the bar. The only trouble is this bar does not serve drinks !

I will give a cash prize to anybody who can identify this mystery solicitor.

Private Eye

Private Eye is a very British satirical publication.  They have excelled on this occasion.  Often Private Eye will write in an obscure way.  "Tired and emotional" means drunk.  This was a reference to a British MP (Member of Parliament) who was caught by the police driving the wrong way round a roundabout.  He claimed he was feeling all tired and emotional, the police thought otherwise and found he was drunk.  Privite Eye coined that expression.